Sometimes, my son says funny stuff. Sometimes, my WIFE says funny stuff, and it doesn’t really have a place to live on the Internet — until today. Today, I commence Momzookery, the sub-page where I randomly write down, in all it’s jumbled glory, all of the quotes that make me love my wife.
11/17/13: “I consider it one of the accomplishments of my life to be able to spell ‘Nebuchadnezzar’. Just in case you weren’t positive that your wife is a Virgo.”
12/17/13: Me: (reading Trivial Pursuit) “What Big Ten team plays its home football games in Beaver Stadium?”
Wife: “I don’t know. The Oregon Logs?”